Dating in Your Early 20s vs. Dating in Your Late 20s

I've been single for most of my 20s because of . . . err . . . feminism. And as I enter my late 20s I've started to notice the dating scene is, well, different. Gone are the days of shallow standards and thinking going over to "watch a movie" at 2 a.m. counted as a date. Maybe I'm just jaded or just exhausted, or maybe I'm just growing up. Whatever it is, the things I once got giddy over now make me roll my eyes.

For example, early 20s Gabi would feel so wanted and validated if her latest crush texted her constantly. Late 20s Gabi feels stalked if her phone is constantly blowing up and apparently also enjoys talking in the third person. Am I alone in this? Here are some other differences between dating in your early 20s vs. late 20s I discovered. What are some of yours?

Ordering a Drink in Your Early 20s
MTV

Ordering a Drink in Your Early 20s

Which one has the most alcohol in it?

Ordering a Drink in Your Late 20s
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Ordering a Drink in Your Late 20s

I'll just have a glass of your Sauvignon Blanc.

Gossiping About Your Date to Your Friends in Your Early 20s
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Gossiping About Your Date to Your Friends in Your Early 20s

Loves to party? We're basically soulmates.

Gossiping About Your Date to Your Friends in Your Late 20s
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Gossiping About Your Date to Your Friends in Your Late 20s

Yeah . . . I think that's a drinking problem.

Standards in Your Early 20s
NBC

Standards in Your Early 20s

Must be over 6 feet tall, look like a model, and have a six pack.

Standards in Your Late 20s
HBO

Standards in Your Late 20s

Do they have a job? No? How about a car? Great!

After a First Date in Your Late 20s
Warner Bros.

After a First Date in Your Late 20s

Casey, who?

Sleepovers in Your Early 20s
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Sleepovers in Your Early 20s

Every. Single. Night.

Sleepovers in Your Late 20s
NBC

Sleepovers in Your Late 20s

You want to sleep alone. Every. Single. Night.

Getting Ready For a Date in Your Early 20s
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Getting Ready For a Date in Your Early 20s

Includes a shower, a dress (approved by sending a selfie to your five closest), heels, and most of your day perfecting your hair and makeup.

Getting Ready For a Date in Your Late 20s
NBC

Getting Ready For a Date in Your Late 20s

Includes whatever you wore to work that day and a thorough google background check on your date.

Getting a Text After 1 a.m. From Your Crush in Your Early 20s
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Getting a Text After 1 a.m. From Your Crush in Your Early 20s

How cute! They can't sleep without me! That means I'm girlfriend status, right? Can't wait to make this Facebook official!

What a Dinner Date Means in Your Early 20s
NBC

What a Dinner Date Means in Your Early 20s

Going dutch at Chipotle, but it's fine cause they like really like me.

What a Dinner Date Means in Your Late 20s
Disney

What a Dinner Date Means in Your Late 20s

Reservations? Check! Silverware? Check! It's on them? LOCK THIS ONE DOWN.