Another day in the office, another passive-aggressive note telling you to pick up after yourselves. Sure, we usually deserve it, but it's hilarious to see how creative people can get with these infamous notes.
Source: Instagram user keithimus [1]
You Have No Excuse
Source: Instagram user saracatherine [2]
Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates
The note says, "Is there some great god of unwashed plates? Whom we must appease by building statues in his honor every day? Just a thought."
Source: Instagram user rexovoro [3]
Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?
Source: Instagram user keithimus [4]
Thank You For Being the Worst
Source: Instagram user misssnoozy [5]
And Thank You For Stealing
Source: Instagram user cjamfm [6]
Hopefully the Guilting Will Work
Source: Instagram user kristymarie14 [7]
Sealed With Neglect
This passive aggressive note was for the landlord of an apartment that was damp from not having windows that close completely.
Source: Instagram user felicityaf [8]
Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness
Source: Instagram user sweetjane86 [9]
Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"
Source: Instagram user thebraddock [10]
Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too
Source: Instagram user carlottalouise [11]
Number 1 or Number 2?
Source: Instagram user milos11 [12]
There's a Typo
Source: Instagram user photoasteria [13]
Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt
The note says, "Way to go! You've successfully blocked my driveway! Seeing as how you are a professional shuttle driver, I can only assume that you totally know everything about your vehicle, especially what spaces it can and cannot fit into. Therefore I can only take your action as a personal attack, especially since you've done this to me before.
Why don't you want me to get my car out? Do you not approve of the many errands I have to do today for my family? I can have your car towed but I would prefer a face-to-face apology with some baked goods from your family to mine. It seems like an appropriate gesture. Or you can choose to ignore this note, but I'm afraid that could cause you to become my sworn enemy. The ball is in your court, my friend.
(BTW, here are some hearts drawn by my daughter.)"
Source: Instagram user ohjasonj [14]
Let Me Make It Easier For You . . .
SCRUB.
Source: Instagram user harley_neville [15]
Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit
Source: Instagram user golden_girl_eh [16]
Just FYI
Source: Instagram user jcmatiella [17]
I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back
Source: Instagram user juliabartz [18]
:(
Source: Instagram user alclair [19]
Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"
Source: Instagram user gregvalou [20]
Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.
Source: Instagram user joshuabaulding [21]
Dying For Splenda
Source: Instagram user azzmoon83 [22]
Well, This Gets the Point Across
Source: Instagram user tristan_denyer [23]
Stolen Food Topped With DNA
Source: Instagram user brieze44 [24]
These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time
Source: Instagram user xoliiinaxo [25]
This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty
Source: Instagram user digiadrianne [26]
Karma
Source: Instagram user jhontia [27]
This Is What Forever Means
The note says, "Hi, please do not leave your stuff in the dryer forever! In the time I waited for you to remove your stuff, I took up knitting, bought a pet, got evicted (no pets allowed in the building,) and held a protest in the parliament building — all the while in the nude! I couldn't dry my clothes and towels. Just kidding! I did dry my clothes because I moved your stuff! Cheers!"
Source: Instagram user stwatchman [28]
You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note
Source: Instagram user bcarnes84 [29]
OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys
Source: Instagram user spikybombshell [30]