Mary Poppins Is NOT Happy About the Federal Minimum Wage

Mary Poppins is getting paid the minimum wage, and she is not having it. Kristen Bell stars in this hilarious musical parody as the notorious nanny declaring, "the pay is too low, I can't live on this dough," and quits her job. What kind of world would it be without Mary Poppins? We don't want to even think about it, because we know it would be supercalifragilisticexpialibullsh*t.